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This Woman Uses Nike+ To Draw Penises, Inspires Me To Start Running
I hate running with a fiery passion. But thanks to one genius woman who has turned her exercise misery into something inappropriate, I am now inspired to lace up my old sneakers and sprint my little...
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Dealbreaker: He Kept Poking Me With His Boner
I once had a boyfriend who woke me up nearly every morning with his boner. He poked it into my back, then at my butt, again and again, again and again. At first, he did it half-jokingly, with a...
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Mom, Teens Allegedly Draw 100-Yard Penis On Football Field
A 50-year-old mom and two teenagers are the prime suspects in a vandalism case that’s tainted a football field in Temperance, Michigan. Police have accused the trio of using grass killer to burn a...
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Nick Jonas Drops Trou, Grabs His Junk In A New Photoshoot That’s Turning Me On
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers. Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue of Flaunt Magazine, where the former boy-bander gives us a...
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A Brazilian Metro Train Passenger Got His Dong Stuck In The Closing Doors
File this under NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A guy riding on São Paolo’s Metro train got his boner stuck in the doors when they closed. Watching the video, I was trying to see if the guy was making any motions...
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You’re Welcome: “Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels” Is Exactly What It...
Click here for extremely NSFW version. If you’ve ever wondered what happens in the tiny corners of the internet where people expose their most vulnerable selves, I have an answer: They put their...
View ArticleWife Chops Cheating Husband’s Wang Off Not Once, But Twice
Cheating is terrible. Don’t cheat. But, if you do, don’t be an idiot and use your wife’s cell phone to send sexts to your mistress, because your wife might come for you and chop your dick off....
View ArticleThe Hottest New Trend In Menswear Is Visible Dick
Kanye may be adorning his lady in the finest merkins ermines can sacrifice their lives for, but men will be sporting no such genitalia luxury this year. Spotted last night on the runway of Rick Owen’s...
View ArticleRick Owens On Runway Dick: “Isn’t It About Time?”
Delightful fashion designer Rick Owens did a short interview with i.D. yesterday about his Fall 2015 runway show, which featured garments with strategically placed dick-holes. “Isn’t it about time?” he...
View ArticleMan Whose Wife Chopped His Wang Off Twice Might Do Porn
Remember our friend Fan Lung, the unfaithful man in China whose wife chopped his penis off twice? Remember how the doctors re-attached it, then his wife came back in his hospital room like, “Nope,...
View ArticleIf You Had 100 Boners Left In Your Life, What Would You Do?
Over the weekend, a 34-year-old friend of a BroBible staffer e-mailed his network with some distressing news: He was diagnosed with ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa and was told by his...
View ArticleHappy Presidents Day, Here Is A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Penis
NSFW version here. So is this a legit photo of Justin Bieber’s commander-in-chief? Dude, I don’t know, all dicks kinda look alike to me, but AJ Daulerio over at Ratter seems pretty familiar and...
View ArticleBlue Balls Are Real, But They Don’t Hurt That Bad, Says Science
Blue balls, the scourge of horny 14-year old boys everywhere, are a very real thing, but science now proves that they’re not really as bad as the shitty dudes in your life are making you think....
View ArticleWorld’s First Penis Transplant Is A Success!World’s First Penis Transplant Is...
Good news everyone, the world’s first successful penis transplant was performed in South Africa in December. But I guess it took them that long to see if this was the real deal and … it was! The...
View ArticleLenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)
When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick piercing or a cock ring...
View ArticlePro-Tip: Don’t Inject Your Dick With Viagra
Man, the things dudes will do for a long-lasting erection. Look, I’m not a “pro” at having a penis, but I am a “pro” at knowing when one is erect enough to do fun stuff with, and for a long enough...
View ArticleDude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the world's largest penis, BUT I KNOW BETTER.
View ArticleGood Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis
We were not expecting any of that. …
View ArticleJustin Bieber Cries “Shrinkage!” Regarding His Penis Pic
Despite many folks being delighted (all of us at The Frisky, hello?) with Bieber’s recently released dick pics, The Bieb himself isn’t satisfied. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Justin talks...
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