Dream Bottoms: Penis Leggings
Printed pants are hot right now, but these penis leggings take prints to an arousing level. Take a closer look. That’s a d**k print. Suffice it to say, I must own these “Is that a c**k or your legs?”...
View ArticleMeet Dr. Oz’s Penis
Dr. Oz’s bulge got a full spread in this month’s issue of Good Housekeeping. Either the stylist wasn’t paying attention to his pasta boner or this is purposefully soft core. He looks positively aroused...
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Casper Smart May Have Tattooed Jennifer Lopez’s Name On His Penis
According to In Touch Magazine, Casper Smart, not only got his penis inked, but got his “girlfriend’s name tattooed on [his] nether region.” According to a friend, “Casper surprised J.Lo with this...
View ArticleJustin Bieber’s Penis Has A First Name, It’s J-E-…
What have Justin Bieber fans named his johnson? (And no, we are not referring to his pet snake, Johnson.) [Gurl.com] Someone created a fake Twitter account for Chris Brown and stared trashtalking...
View ArticleMan Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Police Believe Bath Salts Not...
If you watched, or hosted, a late night TV show at any point since the mid-1990s you probably remember the story of Lorena Bobbit. Bobbit captured the national imagination when she used a kitchen knife...
View ArticleShia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video
Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf’s penis are the stars of Sigur Ros’ music video for “Fjogur Piano,” or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it eight-and-a-half-minutes of WTF Is Going On....
View ArticleUK Mayor Accidentally Dresses As A Penis For Olympic Parade
Let’s be frank here, this doesn’t look like a sausage costume, does it? Jill Makinson-Sanders, mayor of the English town of Louth, miscalculated when she took to the streets in this 8-foot-tall banger...
View ArticleDaddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina
The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it is weird, but I can still remember when I...
View ArticleWoman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands
A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength — and a horrible crime — when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory admitted that she squeezed a...
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Some Theories About This Really Insane Picture Of Jon Hamm’s Balls
Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm’s balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics snapped of...
View ArticleMan Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off
Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” said 44-year-old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov. I spent a long time trying...
View ArticleRush Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penises On Feminism
Conservative talk radio host and major douchebag Rush Limbaugh has unwisely ensured that “Rush Limbaugh small penis” will forevermore be the most delightful of Internet search terms. Yesterday on his...
View ArticlePenis Size Map Shows How “Short” The United States Falls
If you’ve had a craving for rain forests, untapped deposits of raw minerals, and gigantic penises, now’s the time to head to the Republic of Congo. A new study ranked the world’s countries by average...
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Would You Wear … This Penis Blouse?
I normally love rounded colors and contrast piping, but in the case of this blouse, the effect is very, umm, well, it looks like a cock and balls. What do you think? Would you dare to wear such a...
View ArticleEvan Peters Says This Season Of “American Horror Story” Has “A Lot Of Butt”
“It’s a lot of butt. I got scared. Unless I’m around certain people, I don’t like to be naked. [Laughs.] I have a great picture of me naked on a bed just wearing a cock sock, and the crew is all around...
View ArticleWhy Do Men Get Morning Wood? Here’s An Explanation
Ever rolled over in the morning to snuggle your dude and got jabbed in the belly button? Thought so. That’s because all men experience “noctural penile tumescence,” AKA morning wood. As the folks as...
View ArticleGirl Talk: Why We Should Be Talking About Penis Size
Women have no secrets. Not really. We readily spill the beans about everything from the guy we hooked up with to our marital problems. Discussing our lives is the glue that keeps book clubs together....
View ArticleBenedict Cumberbatch Makes A Dick Joke About His “Star Trek Into Darkness”...
The costumes look great. Some of them were very cumbersome and heavy, but some were very snug. You can almost see what religion I am. Rrrrow! I’ll bet they look great, Benedict Cumberbatch. Of course,...
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This Cute Little Beaver Is Actually A Euphemism For Your Dirty Vagina
Well, that’s one way to sell intimate wipes. Playtex is hawking these new genital wipes for “before and after” activities involving your genitalia, whatever those might be. We have no idea. But we do...
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Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments
God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that we’re complaining. We enjoy gawking, trying to...
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